The One Whose Tongue Is All Up In The Foreskin

What's Your Name?
harper v.

How old are you?

Where are you from?
new zealand

What do you do for a living?


Sexual Orientation?
gay, with a dash of straight.

What was the biggest misconception you had about sex/sexuality when you were younger?
I was always in fear of other men, so sex was awkward for me growing up. It took me many years to trust men again and enjoy harnessing the sexual power within me.

If you could give any piece of advice to your younger self what would it be?
Shake that fear off and fuck whoever you want! Stop waiting for them to approach you and take what you want when you want it.

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If you could give any piece of advice to your future older self what would it be?
I'm sorry for what I put you through, I hope we managed to build a nice house overlooking the lake, at least.

What are you scared of?
Rejection. Being ridiculed. I have an extremely large penis head like a mushroom on roids, and it often scares people away.

What makes you the most comfortable in bed?
Turning off the lights and playing Enya. No really, something about that gets me in the mood it’s so weird and I think that’s why I'm still single.

What is something you feel pressured to enjoy but don't actually?
Rimming. Don’t shove your shit hole in my face... if I want it i'll go there but don’t force me, it’s nasty.

If forced to choose, what's the single best moment of sex?
Cuming together.

What's your favorite position?
When I'm being penetrated while squatting over the guy, legs spread.

What's something people would be surprised to hear turns you on?
Black guys with vitiligo. Don't know why they’re kind of like fairy unicorns to me. Also blowing cool air on my body, very arousing.

What's something on your sexual wish list you haven't tried yet, and why haven't you tried it?
A Japanese guy... I'd like to taste some of dat wasabi.

What's the first movie scene that ever turned you on?
Josh Hartnett, 40 Days 40 Nights’ flower petal orgasm scene. Mega corn but I was shocked and equally way turned on as a youngun seeing that scene on T.V. the first time.

Time to give yourself a pat on the back: what are you best at in bed?
Blow jobs... tongue all up in the foreskin, balls in my mouth, getting it all wet. The ritual of a real, comprehensive blow job with completion of course.

In honor of our motto, what does "claim your pleasure" mean to you?
Grab life by the balls (literally and figuratively) and just have fun balla.