The One Who's Turned On By Cold Ears

How old are you? 

Where are you from?
a land far away

What do you do for a living?


Sexual Orientation?
friend of mary

What was the biggest misconception you had about sex/sexuality when you were younger?
That being gay was a disease.

If you could give any piece of advice to your younger self what would it be?
Don't do that to your hair.

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If you could give any piece of advice to your future older self what would it be?
Stop wasting time on the internet and get outdoors!

What are you scared of?
Losing touch with myself... and wasting time doing things I don't enjoy.

What makes you the most comfortable in bed?
Guys who don't take themselves too seriously, who break that fourth wall (metaphorically, I mean... but won't say no to physically breaking a wall either).

What is something you feel pressured to enjoy but don't actually?
[In the past] bottoming.

If forced to choose, what's the single best moment of sex?
Those couple of minutes when we're both leading up to the finale.

What's your favorite position?
Wherever I can see their face (or their back, if I'm not that into them).

What's something people would be surprised to hear turns you on?
Cold ears. Pale skin/rosy cheeks. Hobbit-like men. Ample balls.

What's something on your sexual wish list you haven't tried yet, and why haven't you tried it?
Dom/sub edging with ropes and all that kind of jazz. But romantically, is that a thing?

What's the first movie scene that ever turned you on?
Not a movie, but there was a girl who looked like a boy in an episode of Baywatch who I somehow fell in lust with and couldn't get out of my head for days. This was of course pre-Google/IMBD days when I could've looked their name up and stalked their Instagram. Which I of course do not do now.

Time to give yourself a pat on the back: what are you best at in bed?
No idea, i'm pretty average at all of it I guess.

In honor of our motto, what does "claim your pleasure" mean to you?
Own it, be true to whatever you're into and don't hold back!