The One Who's Hard of Hearing But Whose Husband Dirty Talks Anyway

What's your name?

How old are you?

Where are you from?

What do you do for a living?


Sexual Orientation?

What was the biggest misconception you had about sex/sexuality when you were younger?
That I should love the other person.

If you could give any piece of advice to your younger self what would it be?
Sleep around more. Try all sorts and types of men while you're young.

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If you could give any piece of advice to your future older self what would it be?
You're not getting any younger, do it!

What are you scared of?
I had our third child this year and the delivering doctor tore me on the bottom part of my clit. I hate her for doing that to me. Things just aren't the same with it now.

What makes you the most comfortable in bed?
Feeling secure in myself.

What is something you feel pressured to enjoy but don't actually?
Dirty talk. I'm hard of hearing which totally fucks it up anyway. Lol, doesn't deter him though! Haha

If forced to choose, what's the single best moment of sex?
When we cum together.

What's your favorite position?

What's something people would be surprised to hear turns you on?
Multiple men at the same time. Dp. Group sex. I've actually done them all as well. Kinda proud of that.

What's something on your sexual wish list you haven't tried yet, and why haven't you tried it?
I thought I had already acted out all of my fantasies, but I've been watching male/male/female bi stuff and been getting turned on. I want to stack with my husband on bottom, and a guy between us. Have to find the right guy and make sure he's actually bi and not undercover gay.

What's the first movie scene that ever turned you on?
Ghost in fourth grade. You know the scene.

Time to give yourself a pat on the back: what are you best at in bed?
I'm proud of being able to deepthroat my husband who's pretty big down there. I've been able to with other guys for years but couldn't him.

In honor of our motto, what does "claim your pleasure" mean to you?
Saying what I want and what makes me feel good. I'm grateful that after an eighteen year relationship that I still want him and he wants me.