The One Who Wishes He'd Blown That Priest

What's your name?
federico von Österreich

How old are you? 
27, almost 28. jeeesusss.

Where are you from?
mexico city, paris, connecticut, austria.

What do you do for a living?
i work in an auction house

Gender?
maybe male

Sexual Orientation?
flamboyant homosexual

What was the biggest misconception you had about sex/sexuality when you were younger?
That it had to be a puritan act with the main purpose of creating little pieces of annoyance called babies. Obviously it was only between Adam and Eve in the garden of boring Eden.

If you could give any piece of advice to your younger self what would it be?
Open yourself to your sexuality from the most tender age!! Blow that hot priest that made a pass at you, don't be such a nun! Sex in all its forms and approaches is the most divine delight, and one day-- one day my child-- you will use a portable telephone for hours in its pursuit.

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If you could give any piece of advice to your future older self what would it be?
You better be a member of decadent, monthly orgies by now.

What are you scared of?
Venereal diseases.

What makes you the most comfortable in bed?
A man who will let me be my truest self. And me being in the right set of mind to let myself be.

What is something you feel pressured to enjoy but don't actually?
Kissing without brushing our teeth first, especially after eating. I cringe.

If forced to choose, what's the single best moment of sex?
The moment passions explode and the two of us are left alone to be joined as one, while awkwardly trying to undress each other.

What's your favorite position?
I love being a power-bottom, while making the gentleman cum vigorously with my bouncing moves. Notwithstanding the above, I enjoy doggy-style in front of a mirror, seeing the man sweating while giving his all into me. And every once in awhile, I adore a romantic, missionary style, with the guy's arms stretched out and him kissing me tenderly while I caress his hairy chest. I love every position!

What's something people would be surprised to hear turns you on?
OK, so complete and utter secret: I love a hot guy's sweaty feet after he works out. Ahhhh I feel so exposed.

What's something on your sexual wish list you haven't tried yet, and why haven't you tried it?
I want to tie a guy up with soft, silk scarves. Cover him up in massage oil and ride that stud like a Kentucky Derby jockey until his eyes roll upwards while I suck on his nipples. This has to be done in a bed by a fireplace to enhance the sexual devilishness of the situation. I have the right room, I just need to find a brave, tall man.

What's the first movie scene that ever turned you on?
Cruel Intentions. My heroine Katherine de Merteuil taunts her horndog stepbrother, Sebastian. I always wanted to give a guy a raging erection like that.

Time to give yourself a pat on the back: what are you best at in bed?
Blowjobs, handjobs, and I have to say: I do have a good shake.

In honor of our motto, what does "claim your pleasure" mean to you?
It means to take and enjoy whatever delights you find in the garden of sex, never letting inhibitions taking the place of your desires.